SONGS

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I’M FOREVER BLOWING  BUBBLES 
I’m forever blowing bubbles
Pretty bubbles in the air
They fly so high
Nearly reach the sky
Then like my dreams, they fade and die
Fortunes always hiding
I’ve looked everywhere
I’m forever blowing bubbles
Pretty bubbles in the air
UNITED (clap x3) UNITED (clap x3) 

I’M FOREVER BLOWING  BUBBLES (the Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Version)
I’m forever blowing bubbles
Pretty bubbles in the air
They fly ever so high
Then like my dreams, they fade and die
Fortunes always hiding
I’ve looked everywhere
I’m forever blowing bubbles
Pretty bubbles in the air
I’m forever blowing bubbles
Pretty bubbles in the air​

CHIM CHIMINEY
Chim Chiminey, Chim Chiminey, Chim chim cheroo,
We are those b*stards in claret and blue… (repeated) 

WE ALL FOLLOW THE WEST HAM
We all follow the West Ham,
Over land and sea.
We all follow the West Ham, on to victory
(all together now)!

WEST HAM TILL I DIE
West Ham till I die, I’m West Ham till I die,
I know I am I’m sure I am, West Ham till i die… 

TWIST AND SHOUT
Well, shake it up, baby, now (Shake it up, baby),
Twist and shout (Twist and shout),
C’mon C’mon, C’mon, C’mon, baby, now (Come on baby),
Come on and work it on out (Work it on out).
Well, work it on out, honey (Work it on out),

You know you look so good (Look so good),
You know you got me goin’, now (Got me goin’),
Just like I knew you would (Like I knew you would) 

WE LOVE YOU WEST HAM
We love you West Ham, We do,
We love you West Ham, We do,
We love you West Ham, We do,
Oh West Ham we love you! 

CLARET AND BLUE ARMY
We are West Ham’s claret and blue army,
We are West Ham’s claret and blue army,
We are West Ham’s claret and blue army,
We are West Ham’s claret and blue army… OR

Pellegrini’s claret and blue army,
Pellegrini’s claret and blue army,
Pellegrini’s claret and blue army,
Pellegrini’s claret and blue army… 

OH EAST LONDON
Oh East London, Oh East London
Is wonderful, is wonderful.
Oh East London is wonderful,
It’s full of tits fanny and West Ham,
Oh East London is wonderful. 

Oh North London, Oh North London
Is full of sh*t! Is full of sh*t!
Oh North London is full of sh*t!
It’s full of sh*t sh*t and more sh*t
Oh North London is full of sh*t. 

DIRTY NORTHERN B**TARDS (for any Northern team)
Ohhhhhhhhh
Go down pub. Drink ten pints.
Get completely plastered!
Go back home. Beat the wife.
Dirty Northern B**tards!!!

Ohhhhhhhhh
Go down pub. Drink ten pints.
Get completely plastered!
Go back home. Beat the wife.
Dirty Northern B**tards!!!

YOU’LL NEVER GET A JOB (For Liverpool)
Sign on… sign on!
With a pen in your hand
And you’ll never get a job
You’ll never get a job! 

STICK THE BLUE FLAG (For Chelsea)
Up your ar*e up your ar*e,
Stick your blue flag up your ar*e!
From Stamford Bridge to Upton Park (Olympic Park),
Stick your blue flag up your ar*e! 

CHELSEA ARE RENT BOYS (For Chelsea)
Chelsea re rent boys, everywhere they go
Chelsea are rent boys everywhere they go… everywhere they go!

BIG FAT FRANK
1 man couldn’t carry (carry) … couldn’t carry Lampard (c**t)
1 man and his fork lift truck, couldn’t carry Lampard

2 men couldn’t carry (carry) … couldn’t carry Lampard (c**t)
2 men, 1 man and his fork lift truck, couldn’t carry Lampard

3 men couldn’t carry (carry) … couldn’t carry Lampard (c**t)
3 men, 2 men, 1 man and his fork lift truck, couldn’t carry Lampard
[keep adding and repeating til you get to 10 then sing…]

Big fat, big fat Frank!
Big fat, big fat Frank!Big fat, big fat Frank! Big Fat Frankie Lampard!

WHEN TOTTENHAM F**CKS IT UP! (For the Spuds)
When Tottenham f**ks it up!
When Tottenham f**ks it up!
We’ll all be havin’ a party!
We’ll all be havin’ a party!
We’ll all be havin’ a party!
When Tottenham f**ks it up!

CURRENT PLAYERS (in Alpha order)

ANDERSON (to the tune of Mrs Robinson)
Here’s to you Felipe Anderson.
West Ham loves you more than you will know…Oh oh oh oh!
Here’s to you Felipe Anderson.
West Ham loves you more than you will know…Oh oh oh oh! Oh oh oh oh!

ANTONIO
Chant #1
Ole’ ole, ole, ole
Antonio-o-o
Antonio-o-o

ANTONIO
Chant #2
Antonio! Antonio!
Antonio! Antonio! Antonio!

BOWEN
He’s a Starman,
Playing on the right.
His name is Jarrod Bowen
and he’s f**king dynamite
(repeat)

CRESSWELL (updated 2019 version)
Aaron Cresswell’s magic
He wears a magic hat
He used to play for Ipswich,
But he didn’t fancy that
He wants to play with Tomkins and Ginger Pele too
His name is Aaron Cresswell
and he wears the claret and blue

DIOP
We got Diop… Issa Diop
I just don’t thonk you understand
He’s Pellegrini’s man
He’s better than Veranne
We got Issa Diop!

LANZINI
Ain’t Nobody, like Lanzini.
Makes me happy, plays the West Ham way!

MASUAKU
1,2,3,4
Oh-ay-oh, Arthur Masuaku,
Oh-ay-oh, He’s better than Lukaku,
Oh-ay-oh, He never gives the ball away,
1,2,3,4…
(Repeated…)

NOBLE (to the tune of Volare)
Mark Noble wo-o-o-oh
Mark Noble wo-o-o-oh
He wears the claret and blue
He’s West Ham through and through

SNODGRASS
Oh Snodgrass comes from Scotland,
he wears the claret & blue,
According to our owners, he didn’t have a clue,
They sent him off to Villa, to get him out the way,
but then we brought him back home cause he plays the West Ham Way

WILSHERE
Super, Super Jack
Super, Super Jack,
Super, Super Jack…
Super Jackie Wilshere

YARMOLENKO
Let’s go f**ckin’ mental, cos we got Yarmolenko!
Na na na na! Na na na na!
Let’s go f**ckin’ mental, cos we got Yarmolenko!
Na na na na! Na na na na!


BLASTS FROM OUR PAST (former players)

ANDY CARROLL
Andy Carroll’s having a party,
Bring your vodka and your Charlie

CHRISTIAN DALEY
Oh Christian Dailly,
You are the love of my life,
Oh Christian Dailly,
I’d let you shag my wife,
Oh Christian Dailly…. I want curly hair too.

BILLY BONDS
Chant #1
6 foot 2, Eyes of blue,
Billy Bonds is after you!

Chant #2
Oh Billy Billy!
Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy!

BOBBY ZAMORA
Zamora whoa, Zamora whoa,
He came from White Hart Lane,
He’s better than Jermaine.

CARLTON COLE
Carlton Cole, goal,
Always believe in your soul,
You’ve got the power to know, Your indestructible,
Always believe in, Carlton Cole, goal…

JOE COLE
Joey Cole, goal,
Always believe in your soul,
You’ve got the power to know, Your indestructible,
Always believe in, Joey Cole, goal…

PAOLO DI CANIO
Paolo Di Canio, Paolo Di Canio
Paolo Di Canio , Paolo Di Canio

LUDO MIKLOSKO
My name is Ludo Miklosko
I come from near Moscow,
I play in goal for West Ham, West Ham!

When I walk down the street,
Everybody I meet says, Oi big boy, What’s your name,
My name is Ludo Miklosko
I come from near Moscow,
I play in goal for West Ham, West Ham!

NIGEL REO COKER
De de der, Nigel Reo Coker,
De de der, Nigel Reo Coker..

When Reo visitied the Boleyn with Aston Villa, the words were slightly changed...
De de der, F*ck off Reo Coker…
De de der, F*ck off Reo Coker…

YOSSI BENAYOUN
Yossi, Yossi, Benayoun, Benayoun, Yossi, Yossi, Benayoun, Yossi Benayoun..

You will find some great old chants at https://music.apple.com/gb/album/west-ham-fans-anthology-i/1004177465